The old Kim Kardashian West is back - can I get a hallelujah!
Purging herself of the holier than thou persona she adopted post-Paris robbery, the Queen of Calabasas has risen from the ashes, appearing on US television show Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen ready to let off some steam.
Like the good old days, she opened up about relevant, tantalising topics such as her husband of 72 days Kris Humphries, how her half-sister Kendall Jenner was never part of Taylor Swift's "squad", her momager Kris Jenner's beef with Caitlyn Jenner and what is happening with her ex-stylist Monica Rose.
Usually keeping the best juice for her long-running, heavily edited, E! reality television show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the highly media-trained app mogul, social media star and mother-of-two spilled all of the tea with a little help from audience questions and teasing out by Cohen.
Despite being one of the most famous people in the world, with over 100 million Instagram followers, Kardashian West showed herself to be not too unlike the rest of us when she opened up about the panic she felt turning 30 and not living up to society's expectations: marriage and children.
Never referring to boorish basketballer Humphries, 32, by name, but instead "that last marriage", she explained: "I just thought, 'Holy shit, I'm 30 years old, I better get this together. I better get married.
"I think a lot of girls do go through that where they freak out thinking they're getting old and have to figure it out, all their friends are having kids. It was more of that situation."
She realised the marriage wouldn't work when on their honeymoon.
Taylor Swift was another hot topic during her talkshow appearance, following their epic fallout last year over Kardashian West's rapper-turned-fashion designer husband, Kanye West.
Prime instigator Kardashian West set social media on fire when she leaked a recorded conversation between Kanye West, 39, and Swift, 27, that appears to show they discussed, and Swift partially approved, the now infamous line in his song Famous: "I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex... I made that bitch famous."
On the show, Kardashian West was asked if the Snapchat-facilitated fight between her and Swift and created any Bad Blood between Swift and Kardashian West's half-sister Kendall Jenner - a reputed member of Swift's "squad".
"I don't know if Kendall was a part of her squad. I don't think she was. Yeah, so, I don't think it was awkward," Kardashian West said.
Cohen followed up by asking if she had spoken to Swift since the feud. Kardashian West just shook her head and shrugged her shoulders.
We'll take that as a no then.
Speaking about the relationships within the Kardashian-Jenner family, Kardashian West said Caitlyn Jenner's "truth" in her recent autobiography (the former Olympian revealed she was never "entirely comfortable" having sex with Kardashian West's mum, Kris Jenner, during their marriage) appear to have caused a rift so deep in ???America's unofficial first family, there's no going back.
When asked if there was a chance that Kris would ever speak to Caitlyn again, Kardashian West said: "Zero," before changing her tune slightly: "No, one. No, I would say two per cent."
She explained that two per cent is most likely Kylie and Kendall, the couple's shared children.
Kardashian West went on to sort of dodge a question about the family's long-time stylist Monica Rose, but what she did say was still the first insight to be given on what went down between her and the Kardashian klan since they all recently unfollowed Rose on Instagram.
"I haven't worked with her in maybe four years, so my reason is not connected to this," she told Cohen, hinting that there was another major impetus for the alleged drama.
"But I will say that I read that it was said that she was the reason for my makeover - my makeover when I met Kanye - and I will say that Kanye got me a new team and we kind of documented it. So I think people think that's the reason, and for me, maybe that is the reason. I needed a new vibe."
But as for the reason the rest of the family left Rose in the dust, that's for them to share: "You'd have to ask Khloe and Kendall and Kylie and the girls."
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